Sunday, December 21, 2008
Ho Ho Ho Hat
Friday, December 19, 2008
Opening Weekend #31
Opening Weekend
Thursday, December 18, 2008
Top 20 Mugshots of the Year
Wednesday, December 17, 2008
Tuesday, December 16, 2008
Cruisin' for a Bruisin'
Friday, December 05, 2008
Opening Weekend #29
Opening Weekend
Thursday, December 04, 2008
Just When I Finally Thought I was Over Video Games
Looks like I won't be doing anything the month of June
Tuesday, December 02, 2008
Thursday, November 20, 2008
Opening Weekend Episode 27
Opening Weekend
Saturday, November 15, 2008
Friday, November 07, 2008
Opening Weekend #25
Opening Weekend
Wednesday, November 05, 2008
Real Change We Can Believe In
Meanwhile, in Texas, the tables were turned. Both the Republican and Democratic parties somehow missed that state's deadline to include Sen. Barack Obama (D-Ill.) and Sen. John McCain (R-Ariz.) on the Texas ballot. Barr's campaign sued, noting the equal protection problems with allowing the two major parties to skirt campaign rules while holding third party candidates to the letter of the law. Barr was right—Obama and McCain should have been kept off the Texas ballot. But Barr's suit was dismissed by the Texas Supreme Court without comment. Apparently, the Democratic and Republican parties are, to borrow a now-tired phrase, "too big to fail." They're allowed to break the rules.Also, don't get me started on Prop 8.
Friday, October 31, 2008
Opening Weekend Episode 24
Opening Weekend
Wednesday, October 29, 2008
So Long DVD
http://www.engadgethd.com/2008/10/29/hd-netflix-streaming-comes-to-xbox-360-first
Sunday, October 26, 2008
Opening Weekend #23
Opening Weekend
Saturday, October 25, 2008
Wednesday, October 22, 2008
Monday, October 20, 2008
Because There Aren't Enough People in Jail Already
"It's traumatic. It's like tearing my house down," she said. "I bought this place 30 years ago, and it was always a bedroom. And now they are trying to shove this down my throat."So there was no problem for the past 30 years, but somehow a concern has risen in 18 months that the house will fall on her or her neighbors? And why "can't" they "do that"? You didn't enforce it for 30 years and none of her neighbors have complained, is it really necessary to enforce her to change or face jail?
City building and safety director Tom Hartung said that an illegally converted garage poses health and safety risks but that going to court is a last resort.
"To say we should not enforce the ordinances based on the demographics of the owner of the property is unrealistic," he said. "We can't do that."
Hartung said that in his 25-year career, he's seen only one person jailed over a violation.
Her troubles began when a code enforcement officer spotted a light shining from her garage into the street, a code violation. He noticed her trash cans in front of the house (another violation) and weeds poking through the concrete (yet another one).Again, no complaints from neighbors but a nosy code enforcement officer. Officer? Really? Is that part of the job title to make sure no one questions you without getting arrested? Are trash cans and weeds more a problem than let's say meth use and armed robbery? Do we really need to focus on these items?
"I never had a garage," said Camargo, who parks in the driveway. "I don't need one or want one."Too bad! You're going to make one for your home and love it! Or go to jail! This really does sound like they're doing this for her best interests.
What does the city gain from this? No one has complained about the house, there are no threats of depreciating value, and it's stood fine for 30 years. Is a survivor of breast cancer and brain surgery needed to have this financial pressure put upon her?
Why the Intertubes Could Really Help or Destroy SNL
Scenario 1: SNL becomes one of the best shows on television.
SNL is a sketch show. You don't need to watch one episode to the next to understand what's going on, hell you don't have to watch an entire episode. And most people don't. If you've noticed, the news isn't talking about any other skit from this weekend's show. I can also vouch that if it weren't for the few Macgruber skits, it may have been some of the worst television in a long time. How can Hulu or NBC.com help this? Simple. Because SNL is skit based, they could record the number of hits certain skits receive and the most watched, higest rated, and most emailed would easily tell them what are the "best". This would allow them to keep the writers of those skits on staff, the actors in those scenes, and focus on the type of material that works. SNL has a better edge over other shows in that it would be difficult to tell from an episode of Lost of House which scene works or what dialog grabs a viewer's attention as they're whole 30-60 minute episodes.
Scenario 2: SNL has two more seasons and then no more
The problem that could occur is that SNL, NBC, and GE realize that only one or two skits a show are being viewed online or emailed. This would then cause them to question whether to keep a staff of writers and actors for a show that hardly anyone watches live and only a handfull of scenes are viewed online. This would lead SNL to become a YouTube member that people could subscribe to. Funny or Die and Ask Uncle Jay have perfected this by releasing material they know works, in small amounts, to a very large viewership. Lost and House wouldn't have these issues as they contain stories that overlap from episode to episode and require a constant viewership.
I hope scenario 1 pans out as SNL is one of the longest running shows on television for a reason and one of the main reasons I went into comedy. If Lorne Michaels accepts this new digital age and realizes the power of social media, we could see some the best comedy in a long time.
Friday, October 17, 2008
Opening Weekend #22
Opening Weekend
Monday, October 13, 2008
Friday, October 10, 2008
18th Century Humor
One of the pleasures I see when coming home from work is passing The Onion newspaper dispenser right by my place. Today's was like finding that old MVP baseball card. The Onion has decided to run a special edition from the archives of their 1700s. Check it out here
Opening Weekend Episode 21
Thursday, October 02, 2008
Rescue is the new Bailout
Allard (R)
Barasso (R)
Brownback (R)
Bunning (R)
Cantwell (D)
Cochran (R)
Crapo (R)
DeMint (R)
Dole (R)
Dorgan (D)
Enzi (R)
Feingold (D)
Inhofe (R)
Johnson (D)
Landrieu (D)
Nelson (FL) (D)
Roberts (R)
Sanders (I)
Sessions (R)
Shelby (R)
Stabenow (D)
Tester (D)
Vitter (R)
Wicker (R)
Wyden (D)
Tuesday, September 30, 2008
Politics Brings Out the Best In Us
Obama is a BITCH...if your support him your a BITCH too
If you support Sarah Palin, you should be murdered in front of your children. Let me be clear: You. Should Be Murdered. In Front Of Your Children.
Tuesday, September 23, 2008
Monday, September 22, 2008
Sunday, September 14, 2008
Saturday, September 13, 2008
Thursday, September 11, 2008
In Rememberance
I recall being in high school Government class and the instructor talking about how everyone in his generation recalls two events (depending on how old they were): 1. the moon landing and 2. JFK's assassination. I wondered if anything would happen to my generation. My parents, both fairly young, had no recollection of those two events and never talked about an important part of history except perhaps the Challenger explosion. Well, now I'm one of those people that'll have a moment in life I'll never forget where I was.
I had been driving to a city college I was attending right out of high school to save money for a transfer to a larger school. In my small town, and in many small towns, Bob and Tom had a popular radio show. I was listening in on that day and recall in the middle of an interview with some comedian Bob said a plane had crashed into one of the World Trade Center towers and as they received more info they would tell us. At the time I didn't think it was a commercial airplane. His tone made it sound like a plane carrying 5-10 passengers. This may be due to the fact that they had as little knowledge of the incident as the rest of us. As the show went on, just before I got to the parking lot, they mentioned that another plane had crashed. I turned off the radio, parked the car, and walked straight to the college cafeteria. There was a group of 12 or so people all just sitting and watching the TV in shock. I honestly felt the way it looks in movies: there's some national tragedy and everyone is silent just staring at the television. I don't recall any conversations besides the utterances of "My God" or "Wow" and many of us just standing and waiting. Waiting for something to happen or someone to tell us what the hell was going on.
None of us went to class and a few more people came in and watched the television. I remember sitting there with people I never thought I would be next to: an older, hispanic woman who was one of the cafeteria workers, a 50-year-old man who had decided to go back to school after serving this country and working for many years, and a young man around my age who had recently just enrolled in the National Reserve. We didn't talk much, that was until the third plane hit the Pentagon. This caused many people to panic and others to pray. I myself was just in shock and called my parents.
I don't recall too much after that except going home to watch the news for the most hours I have ever in my life...total. It was a scary time in which I could honestly say I had no idea what was going on in the world. My heart goes out to all the families that lost someone on that day and may we learn from this event that life can be short and to truly appreciate what one has. I know I did that day.
Wednesday, September 10, 2008
Tuesday, September 09, 2008
Sunday, September 07, 2008
Is This Legal?
Awesome Football Trick Play - Watch more free videos
Sunday, August 31, 2008
Some Fun Facts
20: number of months Sarah Palin has been governor
9,000: population of Wasilla, AK the town of which Palin was mayor
15,000: the number of people at the rally announcing her nomination as VP
7: number of people in the Palin family
7: number of houses John and Cindy McCain own
72: years that John McCain has been alive
49: years that Alaska has been a state
1: number of times McCain and Palin had met before today
20 million: the number of dollars that the city of Wasilla was left in
debt when Palin's term as mayor ended
When John McCain started his campaign, Sarah Palin was not yet governor of Alaska.
Saturday, August 30, 2008
Just as Greasy as Us, eh?
Friday, August 29, 2008
Don't Let the Door Bang You on the Ass
Look at that mullet!
Thursday, August 28, 2008
Group Dinner 2: Asian Boogaloo
So my girlfriend and I have gotten together with her cousin and his girlfriend once before and attempted to cook a meal. I didn't take photos the first time because I was scared it would end up with a bunch of burnt food and the final being a group shot of us around a bucket of KFC. Well it went amazing and we decided to meet up again. This time we also choose a theme of Asian food. Andrea and I decided to do an appetizer and dessert, while her cousin Andy and his girlfriend Kristin made the main entrees. It went amazing and you can see all the photos here.
See Films Differently
Volkswagen has been a proud supporter of independent film for some time and they have a great series of ads in which people give VERY alternate takes on popular films (Toy Story, Die Hard, Star Wars, etc) that actually make sense. Check them out here.
Monday, August 25, 2008
My Little Ponies I Would've Owned
Friday, August 22, 2008
Selections from H.P. Lovecraft's brief tenure as a Whitman's Sampler copywriter
Toffee Nugget
Few men dare ask the question "What is toffee, exactly?" All those who have investigated this substance are now either dead or insane.
Thursday, August 21, 2008
Thursday, August 14, 2008
My New Favorite Blog
Tuesday, August 12, 2008
Shark Week
Monday, August 11, 2008
Saturday, August 09, 2008
Bernie Mac Dead at 50
I remember seeing The Original Kings of Comedy in theaters and crying I was laughing so hard when Bernie Mac came out. This performance brought him to the spotlight. Shortly after this he started receiving film roles and soon enough his own show. I enjoyed his show so much I actually wrote a paper on it in college which discussed the roles of fathers in television shows.
Below is one of my favorite scenes from the movie. Most of the language is NSFW.
Friday, August 08, 2008
My Favorite Olympic Moment
PS: Sorry for the Creed music
Wednesday, August 06, 2008
Charlie Lynch Found Guilty
distributing marijuana, conspiring to distribute marijuana and providing marijuana to people under the age of 21I first heard of this story on Reason where I learned that in San Francisco it is legal to sell medicinal marijuana. Mr. Lynch opened a business that sold this marijuana to individuals for medicinal purposes. One of these individuals was Owen Beck, a high schooler that noticed it hurt while running when playing soccer. He went in to have an x-ray and a medium sized tumor was discovered in his leg. After many treatments of chemo and feeling nauseated therefore not eating, his parents suggested to him the use of medical marijuana. They spoke to a doctor, received the prescription, and went and visited Mr. Lynch's office. Because Owen was a minor Charlie Lynch was arrested for distributing.
Just a sad day when a man who is not pushing drugs on the corner but providing it to individuals so that they can eat is now going to jail for a long time.
Make sure to check out the entire video and story at Reason.
Tuesday, August 05, 2008
Does Not Compute
The website Gethuman.com contains listings of 100s of major corporations and the key combination or secret key words to say in order to get a person right away. You can also see reviews other users have left on their experience with those companies, and you can add as well.
Tuesday, July 29, 2008
Send a Text Without Using Your Phone
- T-Mobile: phonenumber@tmomail.net
- Virgin Mobile: phonenumber@vmobl.com,
- Cingular: phonenumber@cingularme.com
- Sprint: phonenumber@messaging.sprintpcs.com
- Verizon: phonenumber@vtext.com
- Nextel: phonenumber@messaging.nextel.com
Monday, July 28, 2008
Saturday, July 26, 2008
Friday, July 25, 2008
Wednesday, July 23, 2008
We're Related?!
Well I heard about a site called GENi that is free and allows you to create a family tree. I think this is great for two reasons.
1. You can learn! Honestly, it is cool to see where your grandparents, great-grandparents, great-great-great grandparents, and not-so-great uncles come from.
2. It allows you to keep track of family members without being creeped out. Here's what I mean. One current way of keeping track of cousins was through Facebook. At first it was fun, but after seeing a photo of my cousin doing a keg stand, and the last memory I have of them was getting a My Little Pony for the holidays at age six, it can be a little shocking.
The other form was through blogging. And you know how bloggers are? Conceited, self-righteous, pretentious, people that think the world revolves around them and everything they say is smart. What jerks.
With GENi, you can post events that are going on in your life that you want family members to know of. You can plan gatherings or trips without the hassle of fighting over the phone, now you can email anger! You can even share photos...of keg stands if that's an achievement in your family.
So check it out and let me know if we're 5th cousins at some point.
Will this work on cars?
Golden Shellback Waterproof Coating from gCaptain.com on Vimeo.
I want to be able to drive underwater!
Tuesday, July 22, 2008
Saturday, July 19, 2008
To Pee or Not To Pee
In the end, the restrooms, installed in early 2004, had become so filthy, so overrun with drug abusers and prostitutes, that although use was free of charge, even some of the city’s most destitute people refused to step inside them.Living in the City of Big Shoulders, I have asked myself plenty of times why there are no public toilets in this windy city. I first thought it was a way for the city to make money. There are three big colleges, and many smaller ones, located in Chicago proper which equates to a large number of drunk students "celebrating" their "freedom" which leads to public urination which leads to tickets which leads to revenue. I don't think there's a burrito place in the city that doesn't have the stench of PBR laced urine and vomit in the alley next to it. However, I've never seen anyone ticketed and I waited in alleys to watch.
My next thought was that it must be to prevent what is happening in Seattle. These bathrooms became dens of inequity. And why not? The door shuts behind you and no one can see what, or who, you're doing. Essentially they're alleys with privacy.
A simple way to solve this problem is to make this a pay as you go system rather than tax payer supported. As the article states:
$1 million apiece over five years, which because of a local ordinance had to be borne entirely by taxpayers instead of advertisers.Some stupid law in Seattle made it illegal for advertising agencies to use the toilets to post ads, thus tax payers had to foot the bill. Since the toilets were now "free" anyone could use them, they became disgusting, and the tax payers no longer wanted to pay. This does not mean that citizens don't want public toilets.
In European countries they have public toilets, but they're pay as you go, literally. It costs a certain amount of money to use the toilet which allots to two minutes of time, if you want longer you have to pay more. This would make it more expensive for drug users and prostitutes.
Also, these toilets aren't some carnival-style porta-potty. They look decent and are self-cleaning, which means you don't need to see/smell/feel the last 40 attendees.
So bring on the pay-as-you-go toilets. I think a couple of bucks is worth having alleys that don't reek and not having to purchase an item in a store just to use the bathroom.
Wednesday, July 16, 2008
Tuesday, July 15, 2008
Canadians Rock, eh!
Saturday, July 12, 2008
Friday, July 11, 2008
Patton Oswalt's Graduation Speech
Thursday, July 10, 2008
Wednesday, July 09, 2008
Monday, July 07, 2008
It's Called Speedstick!
My Other Car is a Yacht
Wakey Wakey
Thursday, July 03, 2008
Do you feel lucky? Well do ya?!
Apparently those ones that have a $100,000 jackpot (or higher) may already have a winner claimed but the tickets still remain to be purchased. Their argument is:
The states say the practice is fair because lottery tickets and websites
disclose the practice. Also, other prizes are available.
So even though they're telling your there's a chance of winning a large sum of money on a giant sign by the tickets and on the front of them, the small font on the back and the chance you check the winnings website regularly allows them to keep selling these tickets.
Wednesday, July 02, 2008
Not so hidden anymore
The government is "confiscating fees for services not performed," says Mr. Shecter, a personal financial consultant in Nashville, Tenn., and the practice "represents to me a nasty, backdoor method of taking money from our pockets."And politicians wonder why no one trusts the government.
I Needed Alderman Approval to Post this
At Reason Magazine, we recently took a look at how the 35 most-populous cities in the United States balance individual freedom with government paternalism. We ranked the cities on how much freedom they afford their residents to indulge in alcohol, tobacco, drugs, sex, gambling and food. And, for good measure, we also looked at the cities' gun laws, use of traffic and surveillance cameras, and tossed in an "other" category to catch weird laws such as New York's ban on unlicensed dancing, or Chicago's tax on bottled water.So not only am I limited on what I can put on my hot dog, the cost has gone up to?
The sad news, Chicagoans, is that your town came in dead last. And it wasn't even close.
Tuesday, July 01, 2008
Monday, June 30, 2008
I wonder what comes up if Dick Trickle wins a race?
Celebrate Your Nation's Freedom by Blowing up a Piece of It
Sunday, June 29, 2008
Schmohawk!
Thursday, June 26, 2008
Office of Pre-Crime
So I may ruffle some feathers with this post, but when did it become illegal for just being creepy? NBC has agreed to pay the family of a Texas man $100M after he killed himself for almost being on To Catch a Predator. What shocks me the most about this story is that Louis Conradt was actually arrested for what? Saying gross things to someone online? I'll agree that what he did was gross and we shouldn't praise it by any means, but really arrest him? And from reading this article, which I realize is quite short, all I can take from the incident is that Mr. Conradt solicited a "minor" in a chat room but didn't go to the house. Wouldn't this be a sign that he possibly realized what he was doing was wrong? Isn't this what we want these people to realize? Instead, he's put under arrest and sadly takes his own life.
Is the point of his arrest to prevent him from hurting innocent children? Didn't he prevent himself? The idea of pre-crime does not interest me and seeing as he wasn't actually talking to a real child but some set-up by NBC what crime was truly committed?
Wednesday, June 25, 2008
AC/DC? Really?
All the li'l birds on Jaybird Steet
I've added Opening Weekend to Twitter now. You'll now be able to see when new episodes and posts are put up. This is really helpful if you don't have an RSS reader or even know what I mean by RSS. I can also see who's following and learn more about the listeners.
So jump on and start tweeting your little heart out! (When is Web 2.0 going to stop with these cutesy webterms?)
Fool Me Once...
Monday, June 23, 2008
Good Night, Good Luck, and Go Blue!
Tuesday, June 17, 2008
You bring me moose and squirrel!
Where Have All the Tech Girls Gone?
One of the main reasons given is the treatment of women in these fields by the men they work with. I've always found this to be true and quite confusing. Many of the guys I know in IT are not the most outgoing. They mostly build their own computers which are souped up enough to even brew their own coffee and hardly go out. Computer gaming is fine and all, but once you start talking to these guys about women its some of the most misogynistic stuff I've ever heard. Very few think women are as smart as men and many judge women based on their looks.
Not much else to say about all this except...to the nerdmobile!
Sunday, June 15, 2008
Friday, June 13, 2008
Aftershocks?!
So I was really concerned when the first writers strike began. Shows like How I Met Your Mother, 30 Rock, and The Office were becoming amazing good (almost Arrested Development good). Then the strike came and after seeing shows like American Gladiators and 3rd, 4th, and 19th seasons of Flavor of Love and The Bachleor(ette) arrive I thought the end was near. Was I going to have to read again?! No!!!!
So the strike ended and the shows came back, but I could tell they weren't as strong. And one of my faves, Scrubs, had a horrible season finale and is going to be moved to ABC where I hope it still holds up. This new sign of a strike isn't great, and if you're like me and are tired of seeing people eat bugs on national television to get a shot at love with the star of MySpace (is like the tallest midget?), boycott these horrible shows so their ratings go down and the stations start giving these writers what they need.
Tuesday, June 10, 2008
Monday, June 09, 2008
Just Upsetting
Sunday, June 08, 2008
Saturday, June 07, 2008
Possible New Outkast Single
Friday, June 06, 2008
Oh the places you'll go
Thursday, June 05, 2008
I would ask "What words rhyme with orange?"
My Hands!
Tuesday, June 03, 2008
Lovin' LaLa
I Will Eat Anything For Love
Hillary Rodam Clinton Stern
I still wish 'Sheed and the Pistons were in it. Go Lakers!
I'm Starting To Think There Isn't a Bomb Squad in Boston
A 19-year-old MIT student who went to the Logan airport to meet a friend was so excited about the visit she created a shirt with LED lights all over it. The lights were obviously connected to a circuit board. The state troopers of Maine obviously thought this was a bomb and surrounded her with machine guns. She has now apologized for her actions. I'm not sure exactly what those actions are. She exposed the stupidity of the Boston police, AGAIN!